Try the New PRAYER APP.

1 Thessalonians 5:16-18 (NASB)
16 Rejoice always; 17 pray without ceasing; 18 in everything give thanks; for this is God’s will for you in Christ Jesus. 
Praying Hands

PRAYER

 

      

FREE PRAYER APP.   (a satire)   

Please, read disclaimer at the end.  

 Ever feel the need to pray, but didn’t have the time? Or didn’t know how to pray? Or didn’t know what to say? Those days are over. With this new app all you do is press the icon and it automatically sends up a carefully worded prayer. You can select from 2,065 pre-recorded prayers covering most conceivable prayer needs. Each can be edited to make them more personable. (A “shuffle” option is available in the $.99 version.)  For those adventurous individuals, there is an option to word and record your own prayer. For each prayer one may choose a female or male voice or choose the mechanical voice. You can set the prayer to occur once or on a schedule or continuously repeated (which will deplete you battery rather quickly). This way, Paul’s admonishment to “pray without ceasing,” can become a reality for you.     

So avoid that time-consuming religious activity and get your own “Prayer App” today.     

Disclaimer:  PRAYER APP does not guarantee  any response and is not responsible for any consequences. This app is free but is not available anywhere…sorry, you’ll need to do your own praying.

6 comments so far

  1. fbcdumas on

    Since writing this blog article, a similar concept has been seen on youtube – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NZsFs1-jXg&feature=player_embedded.

  2. Scott Smith on

    I only read the first part and thought it was a daily devotional site/prayer reminder. when I could not find it on my phone I came back and read the whole thing. Now I feel stupid. thought it was a good idea till I read it all. Still think it is a good idea, at least the daily devotional part.

  3. Nell Freeman on

    I am so thankful that I do not need a computer to be able to talk to God!

    Enjoyed the aricle.

  4. Brenda Henton on

    I like this it is awsome. Everyone does need to do their own prayers as well.

  5. Sis on

    I loved this!!!!

  6. Gramzee on

    You should say this article needs to be read beginning to end, or someone might think there really is an app like that.. 🙂

    otherwise, very good article….


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